It's time to make hairy legs beautiful again.

My friend Simone has the best blog. 

Just finished this gem of a graphic novel by Kate Beaton - hilarious and very clever. #katebeaton

Just finished this gem of a graphic novel by Kate Beaton - hilarious and very clever. #katebeaton

The only kind of graffiti I approve of - seen in the Nicholas building today.  #doctorwho #badwolf

The only kind of graffiti I approve of - seen in the Nicholas building today. #doctorwho #badwolf

So excited for the Seven Wonders Silent Film competition! Entries are still open and there are cash prizes to be won - head to nwm.vic.gov.au for details. #filmcompetition #film #shortfilms #silentfilm #filmfestival

So excited for the Seven Wonders Silent Film competition! Entries are still open and there are cash prizes to be won - head to nwm.vic.gov.au for details. #filmcompetition #film #shortfilms #silentfilm #filmfestival

  • Me: You made fruit salad?
  • Mum: It's called Pineapple Surprise.
  • Me: ...
  • Mum: You'll be surprised by how much pineapple is in it.

The Bus Poem

The bus is late.
7 minutes late.
I will be late.
There are screaming children on the bus.
Like at least 8.
I wear a nice jumper on the bus.
Jesus Christ do these children ever shut up?
This jumper is super nice.
I hope the guy next to me has jumper envy of my nice jumper.

Today I knocked over the condom display at 7eleven and had to pick all the boxes up off the floor
but the worst part was that I had to put them on the counter and to anyone who had just walked in it would have looked like I was buying about 40 boxes of condoms

Bonaparte and Desaix at the battle of Marengo, by Jacques-Marie-Gaston Onfray de Breville (alias JOB). 
Because it totally does look like they’re updating Twitter.
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Bonaparte and Desaix at the battle of Marengo, by Jacques-Marie-Gaston Onfray de Breville (alias JOB). 
Because it totally does look like they’re updating Twitter.
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Bonaparte and Desaix at the battle of Marengo, by Jacques-Marie-Gaston Onfray de Breville (alias JOB).

Because it totally does look like they’re updating Twitter.