The only kind of graffiti I approve of - seen in the Nicholas building today.  #doctorwho #badwolf

The only kind of graffiti I approve of - seen in the Nicholas building today. #doctorwho #badwolf

So excited for the Seven Wonders Silent Film competition! Entries are still open and there are cash prizes to be won - head to nwm.vic.gov.au for details. #filmcompetition #film #shortfilms #silentfilm #filmfestival

So excited for the Seven Wonders Silent Film competition! Entries are still open and there are cash prizes to be won - head to nwm.vic.gov.au for details. #filmcompetition #film #shortfilms #silentfilm #filmfestival

  • Me: You made fruit salad?
  • Mum: It's called Pineapple Surprise.
  • Me: ...
  • Mum: You'll be surprised by how much pineapple is in it.

The Bus Poem

The bus is late.
7 minutes late.
I will be late.
There are screaming children on the bus.
Like at least 8.
I wear a nice jumper on the bus.
Jesus Christ do these children ever shut up?
This jumper is super nice.
I hope the guy next to me has jumper envy of my nice jumper.

Today I knocked over the condom display at 7eleven and had to pick all the boxes up off the floor
but the worst part was that I had to put them on the counter and to anyone who had just walked in it would have looked like I was buying about 40 boxes of condoms

Bonaparte and Desaix at the battle of Marengo, by Jacques-Marie-Gaston Onfray de Breville (alias JOB). 
Because it totally does look like they’re updating Twitter.
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Bonaparte and Desaix at the battle of Marengo, by Jacques-Marie-Gaston Onfray de Breville (alias JOB). 
Because it totally does look like they’re updating Twitter.
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Bonaparte and Desaix at the battle of Marengo, by Jacques-Marie-Gaston Onfray de Breville (alias JOB).

Because it totally does look like they’re updating Twitter.

Ornithorhynchus Paradoxus
-Thomas Bewick, approx. 1805
Commissioned to draw the platypus shortly after its discovery by Europeans in 1798, Thomas Bewick said of the specimens sent back to England from the colonies in Australia: “It appears to possess a threefold nature, that of a fish, a bird, and a quadruped, and it is related to nothing we have hitherto seen”.
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Ornithorhynchus Paradoxus
-Thomas Bewick, approx. 1805
Commissioned to draw the platypus shortly after its discovery by Europeans in 1798, Thomas Bewick said of the specimens sent back to England from the colonies in Australia: “It appears to possess a threefold nature, that of a fish, a bird, and a quadruped, and it is related to nothing we have hitherto seen”.
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Ornithorhynchus Paradoxus

-Thomas Bewick, approx. 1805

Commissioned to draw the platypus shortly after its discovery by Europeans in 1798, Thomas Bewick said of the specimens sent back to England from the colonies in Australia: “It appears to possess a threefold nature, that of a fish, a bird, and a quadruped, and it is related to nothing we have hitherto seen”.